Murid TK (kok ngemut lampu teplok)

Isuk kuwi Bu Marti guru TK ning Ngaglik, Sleman, Yogyakarta lagi ngajar ning kelase.
Bu Marti takon : bocah-bocah.....sopo sing ngerti barang-barang sing iso dinggo nuliiiiiiiiiis ....??
Murid-murid podo rebutan nyahut : aaaakkuuuuuu . . . . aakkkuuuuu . . . . . aakkuuuu . . . .

Coba...Budi...opo ?
Budi njawab : Pulpeeeeeeen...
Pinteeeeeeeeeeeeeeer..jare bu Marti.

Ne' kowe Ali, opooo?
Spidooooooooooool, jawabe Ali.
Pinteeeeeeeeeeeeer . . . . . .

Lha ne' kowe Siti, opo ?
Kapurrrrr......
Yoo...pinter kabeh.

Saiki coba jawab ....., barang opo sing iso di-emuuuuuuuuutt...?
Ali : Permen.....
Budi : Coklat...........
Siti : Teploooooook!"
Bu Marti : lho...kok teplok, mosok teplok iso di-emut Siti ?

Tenan iso bu....mau mbengi aku krungu si mak ngomong karo bapak ngene,....mas-mas...ndang cepet teplok-e ndang dipateni....gek ndang tak emut-e....kene....!

sekian.

Cosmas