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KONDOM LOKAL

Kondom Miduo : " Dua isinya, nikmat rasanya "
Kondom Pindy Mint : " Dingin-dingin empuk . . . . "
Kondom Ando : " Kuat bagai naga "
Kondom Extra Joss : " Merubah ngos menjadi joss . .
Kondom Choki-choki : " Yang panjaaang . . . dan lammaaa . . . . "
Kondom Atlas : " Resmi bisa santai bisaaa . . .
Kondom Attack : " Kecil tapi hebaaat "

Kondom Carvil : " Ngai juga pakeee . . .. "
Kondom Clear : " Pake hitam ? Siapa takut ? "
Kondom Wimcycle : " Hebooooohh . . . . "
Kondom Toyota Dyna : " Bett di medan berat, plass di medan mulus "
Kondom Jarum Super : " Yang penting rasanya bung ! "
Kondom Sari Mi : " Dari aromanya terbayang kelezatannya "
Kondom Kalibex : " Disobek langsung currr..... "
Kondom SCTV : " Ngetooopppp "
Kondom RCTI : " Okeeee ! "
Kondom TPI : " Kondom Keluarga Indonesia "
Kondom Gudang Garam : " Pria punya selera "
Kondom POS : " Untuk anda kami ada "
Kondom Sampoerna : " Bukan basa-basi "
Kondom Ramuan Madura: " Rapet lagi... rapet lagi... sempit dong ! "
Kondom Oskadon : " Sik . . . sik . . . sik . . .Pancen Oye ! "
Kondom Telkom : " Setia melayani anda "
Kondom Pixy : " Selalu always "
Kondom AXE : " Kesan pertama begitu menggoda
Kondom Indosiar : " Memang untuk anda "
Kondom ANTEVE : " Wow ! Kerreeen ! "
Kondom Rexona : " Setia Setiap Saat "
Kondom VIT : " O la la "
Kondom Coca-Cola : " Saya pikir-pikir dulu....! "
Kondom 234 : " Sejarah " Cita Rasa " Tinggi
Kondom Kapal Api : " Jelas lebih enaak . . ."
Kondomnya Basuki : " Wes ewes ewes, Bablas anginee
Kondom Panther . . : " nyaris tak terdengar ....."
Kondom TOSHIBA : " Dunia Mengakuinya ...."
Kondom ABC :" serba guna dan tahan lama "

KONDOM INTERNATIONAL

Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for awoman.
Macintosh Condom: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey - you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmm, good.
General Electric Condoms: We bring good things to life!
AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone.
Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker upper.
Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today ?
Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going and going....
M&M Condoms: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
Taco Bell Condoms: Get some; make a run for the border.
MCI Condoms: For friends and family
Doublemint Condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
The Sears latex Condoms: One coat is good for the entire winter
Delta Airlines travel pack Condoms: Delta is ready when you are.
United Airlines travel pack Condoms: Fly United.
The Star Trek Condoms: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.

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