Mat Pithi : Aku Juga Jancuk

Mulih teko wawancara karo Artis Cinta Laura, Mat Pithi numpak bis kota. Wis koyo biasane bis kota kebak karo penumpang. Ning dhasare Mat Pithi termasuk wartawan sing ulet dhe’e iso oleh lungguhan. Ndilalah lungguhe cedhak karo Bule sing lagi mlancong neng Indonesia. Kanthi setel kendel Mat Pithi nyoba ngajak jagongan si Bule. Rupane Mat Pithi wis lancer Bahasa Inggrise
Mat Pithi : “ Hai men!! How are you?”
Bule : “ I’m fine, how are you?”
Mat Pithi : “ I’m fine too. Where you come from?” (maksude : Teko ngendi asalmu)
Bule : “I come from Yogyakarta, I just coming at Surabaya. Where are you?”
Mat Pithi : “ I am from talking-talking with Cinta Laura? You now? ” ( Maksude: Saya barusan wawancara dengan Cinta Laura, anda tahu kan?)
Bule : “No! What do your profession? Do you a reporter?”
Mat Pithi : “Yes I am…. “

Bule : “When your newspaper will be released?
Mat Pithi : “ If not tomorrow yes Next Sunday.” (Maksude lek gak sesuk yo minggu ngarep)
Rupane si Mat Pith iwis kentekan bahan omongan, lan si Bule ethok2 manthuk2 masiyo gak ngerti opo jawabane Mat Pithi mau. Dinane tambah panas apa maneh bis kotane kebak penumpang. Kanggo ngilangne sumuk Mat Pithi kipas2 gawe Koran sing digawa.
Mat Pithi : “ Juancuk panase rek!!” kandhane Mat Pithi karo kipas-kipas. Rupane si Bule sing ngerti Bahasa Indonesia nyambungi omongane Mat Pithi kanthi kipas-kipas,
“ Saya Juga Jancuk!!”
Maksude si bule mungkin dhe'e yo kepanases...